when I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat
when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe” and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life
if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now
Probably still on the internet
but I’d be lying in a fucking huge pile of money while on the internet
internet shopping
This is the best thing on the internet.
HOW DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES TOBES
i wish self-hatred burned calories
(( and the worst father of the year award goes to… ))
“Everything the light touches, is our kingdom.”
“askjdflaskjf let GO”